Privacy, Security, Return and Shipping Policies
and Other Garbly Gook
Shipping Policy
Products usually ship out in 3-6 business days (unless specified otherwise). Products will be shipped either US Postal Service, UPS Ground, or Fed-Ex.
Return Policy
It’s pretty simple here at www.CRICKETtoy™.com. If your CRICKETtoy™ comes to you DOA (when you push the button he does not chirp), simply return him and we will replace him with a live CRICKETtoy™ (we can replace him with a live cricket but I’m just not sure he’d make it via mail…we prefer to email live crickets…it just helps guarantee they live).
Now if you push the button, he does chirp, and it’s STILL an awkward pause, the ball is in your court. We can’t help you there. You’re on your own. It is possible (though remotely) that someone could create an awkward pause that is SO awkward that even Calvin, theCRICKETtoy™, can not save them.
For T-shirts, please make every effort to correctly estimate your correct size so we can send you the correct size shirt. If extenuating circumstances arise and you estimated wrong (ie…just after Thanksgiving Day “I really thought it was just Holiday Weight”), then contact us and we will make every effort to help get you into a shirt that will fit.
For bumper stickers, decals and stickers, there is a no return policy. I mean, good grief, these are stickers. You know what you’re getting by the picture and product description.
The general rule is that if a product comes to you defective, we will replace it. If a product comes to you and you decide then that you do not like it, then find one of your ‘awkward’ friends and give it to him/her as a joke.
Security
We take security seriously here. All on-line transactions are sent through our secure server and encrypted with the latest 128-bit technology. Every effort is made to ensure that every step of the process keeps your information safe and secure.
Privacy
theCRICKETtoy™.com respects your privacy. We will not share your information to any third party without your consent. All of the information obtained from our website will be used for internal purposes only. You may receive emails from theCRICKETtoy™.com about other new and exciting products, but you may request to be removed from any email offers and specials by sending us an email at removemyname@thecrickettoy.com and typing “remove” in the subject line.
Age Requirements
As with ALL websites (not just ours), no person under the age of 13 should use our site without the consent of their parent or legal guardian. The Internet can be a scary and dangerous place for children and we highly encourage parents and guardians to monitor the Internet use by their children. This is, by the way, a safe and silly place for children of ALL ages!
Copyrights, Trademarks and Restrictions
The materials included herein, including site design, images, text and all content are copyrighted © by Kardandak Enterprises, LLC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. theCRICKETtoy™ and Calvin the Cricket™ are trademarks of Kardandak Enterprises, LLC. Unless specified as “FREE USE” or “FREE DOWNLOAD”, the use of all images and trademarks on this site are strictly prohibited without written permission from Kardandak Enterprises, LLC. The uses for items that are specified as “FREE USE” or “FREE DOWNLOAD” will be clearly laid out on their respective pages.
In short, if we say “Download this and print it out” or “Download this and put it on your video” you may do that. If we don’t say you can do it, assume you can not do it.
Indemnity
By using the Site, you agree to indemnify theCRICKETtoy™.com and Kardandak Enterprises, LLC for any and all claims, damages, losses, liabilities and causes of action (including expenses and attorneys’ fees) incurred by them arising out of or relating to your breach or alleged breach of these T&C (including without limitation, claims made by third parties for infringement of intellectual property rights). You agree to cooperate as fully as reasonably required in the defense of any claim. Kardandak Enterprises, LLC reserves the right to assume the exclusive defense and control of any matter otherwise subject to indemnification by you. By purchasing theCRICKETtoy™, you agree to only allow small children to use the toy with adult supervision. You also agree NOT to use this toy within 5 feet of medium to large size badgers (they can get pretty grumpy and may be fairly unpredictable).
Limitation of Liability
In no way or event, shall theCRICKETtoy™.com or Kardandak Enterprises, LLC. or its suppliers, vendors, licensors, officers, directors, owners, employees or agents be liable for any incidental, indirect, special, or consequential damages of any kind arising from or related to the inappropriate use of our products. As an example, if you Chirp your boss at his wedding (speak now or forever hold his peace…”Chirp. Chirp.”) and he fires you, it is NOT our fault! That would fit in the category of “inappropriate uses of theCRICKETtoy™” anyway. Shame on you. (but it is funny)