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theCRICKETtoy 2.0

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Anytime there is an awkward pause in a conversation, push the button on theCRICKETtoy 2.0 and you'll hear "Chirp. Chirp." (crickets chirping).

Perfect for meetings, conference calls,boring classes (college only), awkward friends (that don't know they are), and ANY awkward moments!!!

The 'crickets chirped' reference is used all over TV, radio, Twitter, Blogs and other writings. It's a common popular culture phrase. (Just google it if you don't believe me)

Smaller, easier button, louder, retail packaged and only SRP of $4.99!

If you or someone you know suffers from ‘foot-in-mouth’ syndrome or if you often find yourself in awkward pauses, then Calvin, theCRICKETtoy is for you!

Price: $4.99

Chirp, Tat and a T Special (Chinese Symbol Shirt)

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Add this item to your cart and we'll send you a Chirp (theCRICKETtoy), a temporary Chinese Symbol Tattoo and 1 of the Chinese Symbol Black T-Shirts. Specify shirt size in the pull-down menu below.
Save $2.00

Price: $9.00

Awkward Artsy T-shirt (American Apparel)

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If you are looking for a soft feeling, amazing t-shirt, look no further.

This American Apparel brand Tri-Blend Short Sleeve Track Shirt will easily become your favorite T-shirt to wear.

This is a fun, artsy shirt that you can wear anywhere, anytime.

50% Polyester/25% Cotton/25% Rayon

Price: $20.00

theCRICKETtoy 2.0 (3 Pack)

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This is for a 3 pack of theCRICKETtoy 2.0 for only $14.00 (save $1)

WHAT..what do you mean only a buck?

Well..You're only buying 3..I can't very well drop them to $2 if you buy 3 can I?

It's SOOO not worth just buying 1. Where's the fun in that.

Buy this 3 pack at least.

I'll say please.

Please.

Chirp. Chirp.

Price: $14.00

theCRICKETtoy 2.0 (10 pack)

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This is for a 10 pack of theCRICKETtoy 2.0 for only $45.00 ($4.50 each/save $5)

You certainly don't just want to buy 1 of these little critters. Everybody likes a deal.

Buy 10 of them. You surely have 10 awkward friends, or funny friends, or 4 funny/5 awkward/1 you.

Give them to everyone on your sales team. They'll be GREAT for meetings, conference calls and presentations. Guaranteed to get a laugh.

Please...please...please...buy these crickets.

Imagine 15,000 crickets in my garage. Imagine my wife's facial expression.

Chirp. Chirp.

Jeff

Price: $45.00

theCRICKETtoy 2.0 (24 pack)

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If you're all kinds of awkward, you can purchase 2 dozen (24) of theCRICKETtoy 2.0 for only $4.00 each ($96) plus shipping/handling.

If you've got TONS of awkward friends, this is the way to go!

Price: $96.00

Ladies' T-Shirts

Chinese Symbol “Chirp. Chirp.” Women’s T-shirt

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On the front of this women’s black t-shirt is the Chinese symbol for crickets (2 times). The back of the shirt is the translation “Chirp. Chirp.” and www.theCRICKETtoy.com.

Price: $15.00

Save the Pause Women’s T-shirt

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Women’s pistachio green t-shirt says “Save the Pause” and features Calvin on the front. The back of the shirt shows www.theCRICKETtoy.com

Price: $15.00

The Chirpinator Women’s T-shirt

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The front of this women’s black t-shirt features Calvin as “The Chirpinator.” He says “Chirp! Chirp! Baby!” The back of the shirt shows www.theCRICKETtoy.com.

This shirt is for SERIOUS Calvin fans only. Make sure you represent Calvin well in this fun shirt!

Price: $15.00

I Can See You Staring At Me Women's T & theCRICKETtoy

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I Can See you STARING AT ME...

Chirp. Chirp.

This pink women's t-shirt will sure to be a conversation piece. A lot of fun, a lot of laughs and some great awkward moments to use theCRICKETtoy.

So...purchase this t-shirt right now and we'll send you one of theCRICKETtoy for free. You'll probably use it if it takes a guy a little too long to read your shirt.

Chirp. Chirp.

(Think fitted t-shirt sizes-1 size smaller than standard t-shirts)

I'm not saying to choose 1 size smaller. That's not what I mean.

What I mean..forget it.

Chirp. Chirp.

Price: $15.00

Men's T-Shirts

Chinese Symbol “Chirp. Chirp.” Men’s T-shirt

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On the front of this men’s black t-shirt is the Chinese symbol for crickets (2 times). The back of the shirt is the translation “Chirp. Chirp.” and the website.

Price: $15.00

Save the Pause Men’s T-shirt

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Men’s military green t-shirt says “Save the Pause” and features Calvin on the front. The back of the shirt shows www.theCRICKETtoy.com

Price: $15.00

The Chirpinator Men’s T-shirt

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The front of this men’s black t-shirt features Calvin as “The Chirpinator.” He says “Chirp! Chirp! Baby!” The back of the shirt shows www.theCRICKETtoy.com.

This shirt is for SERIOUS Calvin fans only. Make sure you represent Calvin well in this fun shirt!

Price: $15.00

that was awkward. . . T-Shirt

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that was awkward. . .

This says it all, doesn't it? A very simple, understated t-shirt that is a GREAT conversation piece.

This shirt comes in Men's Small, Medium, Large and XL.

for those awkward pauses and www.theCRICKETtoy.com on the back of the shirt up near the neck.

that was awkward

You say it all the time. You might as well wear it!

Price: $10.00

Other Fun Things

Chinese Symbol “Chirp. Chirp.” Temporary Tattoo

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This temporary tattoo is 1.75” X .75” and features the Chinese Symbol for crickets or... “Chirp. Chirp.” This small tattoo is easy to apply and a great conversation piece.

Price: $0.50

Special Offers!

A Lifetime Supply of theCRICKETtoy 2.0 version (50)

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A lifetime supply of theCRICKETtoy 2.0 version is 50 crickets (read the blog entry about how to calculate a 'lifetime supply'). This is 50 of the 2.0 version for only $3.00 each.

Lifetime supply= http://www.thecrickettoy.com/blog/?p=125

Price: $150.00

100 of theCRICKETtoy 1.0 version

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I've got a BUNCH of the 1.0 version of theCRICKETtoy and I'd like to move them. The 1.0 version is bigger than the 2.0 version and doesn't come with the keychain. It comes in a polyseal bag. The 1.0 version is more sensitive to cold (button's tougher to push in cold times), but summer's here and they work well!

If you're looking for a BUNCH of BUGS for the summer, this is a great way to pick them up!

100 of the 1.0 version for only $100.00! Can't be beat!

Price: $100.00